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Happy VD !

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 1:02:41 EDT

Happy Valentines Day to all CBS Sportsline members!

Now I know most of you regulars are some pretty sad sick people. You are out of shape, pasty and white internet geeks who are afraid of girls. Valentines Day is normally a sad time for you, but not this year! Today is different! This Valentines Day you will be inspired to actually talk to a female, and if she doesn't pepper spray you or taze you...YOU will ask her for a date. How? By using my guidelines below!

1. Women really do exist. However, you will have to be bold and leave the house so dress accordingly.

2. Aim low. Before approaching a woman, ask yourself..."Is there the slightest chance I wont get slapped?" Be honest! Safety first and You have to crawl before you learn to walk.

Microsoft offers 44 Billion for Yahoo

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 5:12:48 EST

Microsoft (MSFT) has just announced a 44.6 Billion $ bid for Yahoo (YHOO)!!!!

Thats offering 31$ per YHOO share. YHOO closed Thursday at 19 / share.

This should be huge in many ways!

Tech, of course has been waiting for a move like this,

Rate the new CBS rating system...

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 3:51:28 EST

How 'bout dem rating changes? Wow! This will really make a difference!

I rate it 3 stars for fair, or the same... no improvement.

Other than losing such memorable ratings as "Bad"... I think I will miss 6 and 9 the most.

Not meaning to be sarcastic, BUT I was really hoping for a "Graranimals" rating system.