Skydog

Happy Valentines Day to all CBS Sportsline members!

Now I know most of you regulars are some pretty sad sick people. You are out of shape, pasty and white internet geeks who are afraid of girls. Valentines Day is normally a sad time for you, but not this year! Today is different! This Valentines Day you will be inspired to actually talk to a female, and if she doesn't pepper spray you or taze you...YOU will ask her for a date. How? By using my guidelines below!

1. Women really do exist. However, you will have to be bold and leave the house so dress accordingly.

2. Aim low. Before approaching a woman, ask yourself..."Is there the slightest chance I wont get slapped?" Be honest! Safety first and You have to crawl before you learn to walk.

3. Be adventerous. Explore the whole mall. Theres a reason chicks don't hang out at Radio Shack.

4. The women you see will not look like the online kind you're used to. Don't be afraid. Keep telling yourself its just extreme virtual reality. 

5. Its important to remember real world women have their clothes on and its not going to be easy for you to change that. It may help you to consider this Level 1. You have a long way to go before you "save the princess." 

Microsoft (MSFT) has just announced a 44.6 Billion $ bid for Yahoo (YHOO)!!!!
Thats offering 31$ per YHOO share. YHOO closed Thursday at 19 / share.
This should be huge in many ways!
Tech, of course has been waiting for a move like this,
BUT more importantly:
WHEN stocks sink low enough...
BUYERS come in!

This is what makes FREE MARKET CAPITALISM work!

How 'bout dem rating changes? Wow! This will really make a difference!

I rate it 3 stars for fair, or the same...  no improvement.

Other than losing such memorable ratings as "Bad"... I think I will miss 6 and 9 the most.

Not meaning to be sarcastic, BUT I was really hoping for a "Graranimals" rating system.

You know... like the clothes for kids to dress themselves with that Sears made in the '70's? ( match the giraffe shirt with the giraffe pants, etc...)

Top rating to Bottom: (Keep in mind anything less than 10 is bad, just like always.)

10.Magical Unicorn

9. Possom

8. Groundhog

7. Jackal

6. Baboon

5. Turkey

4. Lemming

3. Buzzard

2. Rat

1. Donkey (Jackass)